|
|
Post by keres on Nov 22, 2004 1:17:18 GMT -5
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
Tell them a joke on Friday night!
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Nov 22, 2004 1:18:59 GMT -5
Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Nov 22, 2004 1:21:18 GMT -5
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
|
|
|
|
Post by brunneng on Nov 22, 2004 18:56:50 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Nov 25, 2004 8:27:53 GMT -5
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Nov 25, 2004 8:42:54 GMT -5
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Nov 25, 2004 8:43:28 GMT -5
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
|
|
|
|
Post by brunneng on Nov 25, 2004 11:40:01 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by brunneng on Nov 27, 2004 15:48:19 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Davidfan on Nov 30, 2004 16:03:40 GMT -5
I want in on this thread! I read Brunnen's hunting one and it reminded me of one I heaqrd before (stop me if you heard it ;D):
3 guys are trying out for the CIA, They all pass a Written exam, an obstacle course, and now they are on the last part of the reqruitment, A loyalty test ... The 3 men walk in to a large room with just a desk and chair and a door behind it ... There is a man at the desk ... he looks at the three men and says "You will each go trough that door behind me and find your wife on a chair, You will kill her and come back out." ... He hands them each a gun ... the first guy goes in and comes out 5 minutes later and says "I couldn't do it." the second guy goes in and comes back 5 minutes later "I couldn't do it." ... The third guy goes in and after about 5 minutes the CIA guy hears a loud crashing sound over and over ... the guy comes out with his tie sideways and messed up hair the CIA man ask "WHAT HAPPEND?" and the guy says "SOME IDITO PUT BLANKS IN THE GUN, I HAD TO BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH A CHAIR!" ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by brunneng on Nov 30, 2004 19:47:04 GMT -5
A guy and his best friend were out hunting. The first heads to the bushes to relieve himself. While squating, a rattlesnake gets him right where the sun don't shine! He yells for his buddy and tells him what happened. His buddy pulls out a book and reads about snakebites. He sees that the only way to save his friend is to suck the poison from his friend's nether region. The first guy asks what the book says to do to help. The buddy tells him the truth: He says, "You're going to die!"   ...when it's cold outside... |
|
|
|
Post by nateboomer on Dec 1, 2004 19:30:27 GMT -5
A man said, "i was in church last Sunday and was appalled that a fellow that i was sitting next to had the gall and adacity to smoke cigarette after cigarette in the house of worship.  In fact, i was so angry that i finished my beer and left"!!!!  |
|
|
|
Post by brunneng on Dec 2, 2004 9:54:29 GMT -5
Keres loves blonde jokes! ;D What's the difference between a blonde and a broken watch? At least the broken watch is right twice a day!  ...That's the only kind that means a thing to me... |
|
|
|
Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:30:45 GMT -5
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
|
|
|
|
Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:31:52 GMT -5
Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
;D
|
|
