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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:39:23 GMT -5
Thanks W. C. Fields! W. C. was asked if he liked children. He replied: I do if they're properly cooked!   ...'cause here I come... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:40:53 GMT -5
W. C. again: His most famous quote: Anybody who hates dogs and children can't be all bad! ;D ...the way you do the things you do... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 17, 2004 14:02:17 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 17, 2004 14:19:16 GMT -5
The pretty blonde student went to visit her teacher. She put both her arms around him, hugged him tight, and said, "I would do ANYTHING to pass this class." "Anything?", he replied. "Yes, anything!", she repeated. He pushed her back a pace and said, "Would you...study?" She yelled, "What kind of girl do you think I am?", and stormed out! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:40:21 GMT -5
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
;D
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:43:15 GMT -5
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:46:40 GMT -5
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Walks home.
;D
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:54:03 GMT -5
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:55:41 GMT -5
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Because she got an "F" in sex.
;D
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 8:57:05 GMT -5
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.  |
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 9:00:35 GMT -5
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
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Post by keres on Nov 18, 2004 9:04:29 GMT -5
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Post by brunneng on Nov 18, 2004 9:33:22 GMT -5
Good ones, Keres! Glad no blondes read this thread! Anyway... How does a blonde test drive a new car? She gets into the back seat and lays down! ;D ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Nov 22, 2004 0:51:32 GMT -5
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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Post by keres on Nov 22, 2004 1:14:20 GMT -5
This one is one of my favorites....
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
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