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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:33:06 GMT -5
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.  |
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:33:46 GMT -5
The difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:35:02 GMT -5
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
;D
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:36:54 GMT -5
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
;D
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:37:48 GMT -5
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:38:54 GMT -5
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:39:22 GMT -5
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:39:55 GMT -5
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
;D
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:41:34 GMT -5
I just love these jokes...
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
;D
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:42:29 GMT -5
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:49:13 GMT -5
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Post by keres on Dec 3, 2004 13:50:53 GMT -5
Quatation!
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
-- Chekhov
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Post by brunneng on Dec 3, 2004 15:31:15 GMT -5
Keres loves marriage jokes! :wtg Here's an oldie... The old woman goes for her check-up. The doctor asks if she and her husband still have sex. The old lady says they have verbal sex. This confuses the doctor and he asks what that is!  The old lady says that when she sees her husband she says, "Screw you!", and he always replies, "No, screw you!". Now the doctor understands!  ...you could have been a candle... |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 4, 2004 16:14:44 GMT -5
Larry the cable guy was in town last night. Do you know his sister has a lot of moles? They call her Old Moley! When she goes to church, they call her Holy Moley! She just got married to a guy from Texas. Now they call her Guacamole! ...the way you do the things you do... |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 4, 2004 16:17:50 GMT -5
Did you hear about the zoo in Amber's hometown? They decided to combine two attractions: They put the aquarium together with the monkey house. Yep...they call it Fish and Chimps! ...my girl... |
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