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Post by keres on Nov 10, 2004 9:54:29 GMT -5
We two will be trying to entertain you folks here! All the funny stuff that comes in our heads, will be posted on this thread... So be aware! ;D
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Post by MissTara on Nov 10, 2004 10:11:14 GMT -5
 Still waiting for something funny to come out...Gezz, It's a very long wait
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Post by keres on Nov 10, 2004 10:19:18 GMT -5
I have one quick joke for you:
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."
And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f_ck the cat."
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Post by keres on Nov 10, 2004 10:29:07 GMT -5
Now wasn`t that funny? ;D
Joke 2
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere and I'm tired of looking for her!
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Post by MissTara on Nov 10, 2004 11:19:30 GMT -5
:crazy
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 11:38:28 GMT -5
Hey Keres, thanks for asking for more jokes. I just got back from shopping. Here is one for you, buddy: Saw this one on a bumper sticker...My inferiority complex is much smaller than yours!  (Keep 'em clean okay?)  ...don't look back... |
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Post by curet30 on Nov 10, 2004 12:04:28 GMT -5
Now wasn`t that funny? ;D Joke 2 A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere and I'm tired of looking for her! That is true for EVERY husband. I actually tried that in the supermarket and it worked. I got tired of looking for her through the aisles and my wife found me very quickly. |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 12:11:29 GMT -5
Two friends are out hunting and one falls down and seems to be dead. The other guy calls 911. The operator tells him to check to make sure his friend is really dead. She hears two gunshots. The guy says, "Now what should I do?" ;D ...no more water in the well... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 12:14:46 GMT -5
A duck walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Winetender says, "How are you going to pay for the whiskey?" The duck says, "Oh, just put it on my bill." ;D ...all I need... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 12:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 12:28:05 GMT -5
A plain woman walks into her doctor's office and starts to sob as she gives her complaints: "Doctor Jones, I must be the ugliest woman in the world! My hair is like straw, my nose is big and crooked, I have buck teeth, a pot belly, big feet, and my ears stick out way too far!" Doctor Jones replies, "There, there young lady. At least your vision is 20-20!" ;D ...the way you do the things you do... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 10, 2004 12:36:08 GMT -5
A woman is walking down the street with her four month old when a man tells her she is carrying the ugliest baby in the world! She bursts out crying! A cop walks over and asks her what is wrong. She points and tells him, "That jerk in the brown suit just insulted me!" The cop says, "Well let me help you miss, let me hold your monkey and you feel free to go after him and insult him right back!" ...my baby, my baby... |
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Post by tabby on Nov 10, 2004 19:44:29 GMT -5
That is true for EVERY husband. I actually tried that in the supermarket and it worked. I got tired of looking for her through the aisles and my wife found me very quickly. :laughing As if we wives would really care I think men are hopelessly coceited We just are afraid that they could get hurt ;D |
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Post by Coey on Nov 10, 2004 21:19:00 GMT -5
That is true for EVERY husband. I actually tried that in the supermarket and it worked. I got tired of looking for her through the aisles and my wife found me very quickly. your kiddin? Right? niether of my ex's did that.. least that I know of.. actually go up to a woman and she fell for that line.. that ya cant find your wife in the grocery store? hahahhahaah,, I think If some guy came up to me and told me that.. Id start gigglin.. smile.. and tell him to hold on.. shell find ya... and then leave. Im there to get groceries.. I hate shoppin.. the faster I get in and out the better.. .. thats cute LOL |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 7:11:18 GMT -5
Still waiting for something funny to come out...Gezz, It's a very long wait The longer it takes, the better it feels! ;D ...get ready... |
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Still waiting for something funny to come out...Gezz, It's a very long wait