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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 9:14:54 GMT -5
Bumper sticker: Keep honking...I'm re-loading! ;D  ...the way you do the things you do... |
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Post by keres on Nov 15, 2004 9:42:58 GMT -5
Bumper sticker:
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 9:57:53 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 10:05:50 GMT -5
The dead are always right! The dead have no motivation to lie! What do call it when a cat is walking slowly and quietly? Pussyfooting! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...don't look back... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 10:16:27 GMT -5
Thanks Jeff! What is the one thing you'll never hear a Southerner say? "I couldn't find a darn thing at Wal-Mart today!" ...you could have been a handle... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 10:18:04 GMT -5
Bumper sticker: If you get too close...Duck! :shocked ...my girl... |
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Post by keres on Nov 15, 2004 10:38:24 GMT -5
Now that is an expression I`ve never heard before....
Sounds cool, though! ;D
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 14:28:12 GMT -5
Now that is an expression I`ve never heard before.... Sounds cool, though! ;D Trust me, it really isn't naughty!  :laughing :laughing :laughing Amber went in for a job interview. The stuffy office manager looked at her and said, "Listen here, missy. If you are going to work here, you need TWO things!" Amber nodded. Miss Stuffy continued, "First you need an excellent memory!" Amber nodded...and waited...and waited...and waited...and finally said, "What is the second thing ma'am?" Miss Stuffy looked at her and said, "Oh, may I help you?" :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...don't look back... |
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Post by TeaGirl22 on Nov 16, 2004 9:18:38 GMT -5
;D Lol that's funy |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 10:32:05 GMT -5
;D Lol that's funy Thank You!!!!! :hug Bumper sticker: Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it! ;D ...I can live forever... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:05:29 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:08:49 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:18:26 GMT -5
Sign on the wall at work: Right above the desk where my boss sits: I do the work of THREE men. I couldn't resist...I wrote: Yes...Larry, Moe, and Curly!  |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:20:51 GMT -5
Bumper sticker: I'm an apathetic sociopath! If I gave a damn, I'd kill you! :shocked ...get ready... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 16, 2004 19:22:45 GMT -5
Sign at a daycare center: I love kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one! :shocked ...doing fine, up here... |
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