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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 16:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 16:06:09 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 16:08:34 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 16:10:11 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 16:12:03 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 13, 2004 20:00:57 GMT -5
Blonde joke... A blonde calls her boyfriend: "Hey Jerry, I'm sorry I'm running so late. I'm at the mall near the food court. I was getting ready to leave the mall when the escalator broke down and I'm stuck on it until they finish fixing it! Luv you!"   ...no more water in the well... |
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Post by keres on Nov 14, 2004 11:01:55 GMT -5
Thanks Rodney! No respect! I was driving to work in San Antonio the other day. I pulled up behind a cute brunette in an Acura. She had a bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus! I honked! She gave me the finger!  No respect, I tell you! ...a moment of weakness... Facts changed for T.  Hey now.... this looks a bit suspicious to me..  ;D |
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Post by keres on Nov 14, 2004 11:37:44 GMT -5
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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Post by brunneng on Nov 14, 2004 13:52:37 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 14, 2004 19:22:54 GMT -5
Thanks Larry the cable guy! I don't know how women have babies! All those hours and hours of labor! After 20 minutes, I give up on a poop! :shocked ...don't look back... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 14, 2004 19:26:07 GMT -5
Thanks Larry! I don't know how you all wear those there thong underwear! You know where that strap goes? Women pull 'em off after a long day and they is clean! If I wore one of them and took it off, it would look like I been baking brownies!! :shocked ...all I need... |
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Post by MissTara on Nov 15, 2004 7:53:42 GMT -5
The handsome funeral director was getting some business done at his insurance agent's office. After they talked for awhile, he asked her out. "Not over my dead body," she replied. ;D ...The sun is shining... You got that right |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 8:52:42 GMT -5
Can anyone really want to date a man who is with dead people all day long? The only worse date is the guy who cleans out the septic tanks! ;D ...can't get next to you... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 9:10:22 GMT -5
Bumper sticker: Think before you mess thimgs up! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...don't look back... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 15, 2004 9:13:07 GMT -5
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