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Post by brunneng on Jan 29, 2005 16:48:32 GMT -5
You walk into a store, soaking wet, and the clerk asks you a question: Is it raining? I'd say, "No, I just prefer taking my showers after I get dressed. Saves me a lot on laundry detergent."  ...all I need... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 29, 2005 16:55:26 GMT -5
You walk into a store, soaking wet, and the clerk asks you a question: Is it raining? I'd say, "No, I just prefer taking my showers after I get dressed. Saves me a lot on laundry detergent." ...all I need... :laughing :laughing I'm sure it does :laughing :laughing :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock |
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Post by brunneng on Jan 29, 2005 17:06:02 GMT -5
;D The famous restaurant one: You walk in and the hostess says: "One for lunch?" I always look around and say, "Now where did all my friend's go? Okay...sigh...one for lunch, I guess." :laughing ...it's growing... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 31, 2005 15:39:30 GMT -5
Employee..."I'm sorry but I can't come in today...my doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
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>Boss..."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
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>Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work today!"
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Post by brunneng on Feb 1, 2005 21:03:45 GMT -5
Employee..."I'm sorry but I can't come in today...my doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." > >Boss..."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" > >Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work today!"  Weaky! :shocked I am shocked at your language! :shocked :shocked  Not! Made you look!  ...my girl... |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 4, 2005 10:26:56 GMT -5
Temps bumper sticker: Since I Lost My Baby I'd better look for her! :shocked Arghhhhh! ...determination is fading... |
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Post by keres on Feb 4, 2005 13:43:11 GMT -5
What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?
Sue!!
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Post by brunneng on Feb 4, 2005 17:51:24 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 4, 2005 18:01:52 GMT -5
I guess so ;D
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Post by brunneng on Feb 4, 2005 18:04:46 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Feb 5, 2005 11:42:30 GMT -5
Temps bumper sticker If tonight is Some Enchanted Evening Will I need magic to reach Cloud Nine? ...runaway child, running wild... |
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Post by keres on Feb 5, 2005 17:11:23 GMT -5
Jeri Ryan again :inlove  |
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Post by keres on Feb 5, 2005 17:12:39 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 5, 2005 17:14:11 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Feb 5, 2005 17:19:21 GMT -5
Jeri Ryan again  Now that is sex appeal! ;D ...get ready... |
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