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Post by keres on Feb 5, 2005 17:37:47 GMT -5
 Xenia Seeberg (Xev) ;D |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 6, 2005 11:32:59 GMT -5
Xenia Seeberg (Xev) ;D All my Xev friends have such pretty faces!  Who wouldn't want to be a Xev?   ...get ready... |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 9, 2005 12:06:00 GMT -5
Bumper sticker Cloud Nine At least the rent is cheap up here! ...you can be what you wanna be... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 14:17:43 GMT -5
The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Ohm my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing smell
I look like hell!
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have came at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 14:20:00 GMT -5
Subject: FW: The Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large
>beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
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The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
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The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
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The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
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> >When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
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The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
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Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 14:26:38 GMT -5
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES - LETTERS TO GOD
Happy reading....
A teacher asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in:
Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then! I'm going to get my brother good.
Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
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Post by brunneng on Feb 9, 2005 17:48:28 GMT -5
Temps bumper sticker My Girl a Dream Come True ;D ...all I need... |
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Post by keres on Feb 10, 2005 13:03:12 GMT -5
Good taste, BrunnenG!   |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 10, 2005 13:11:10 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 10, 2005 13:15:28 GMT -5
Here`s another one:  |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 10, 2005 16:49:29 GMT -5
Here`s another one: I see this one!!!  Cutie pie! ;D Kris is half Dutch and half Japanese. :inlove ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Feb 10, 2005 18:04:46 GMT -5
Krista Allen   |
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Post by keres on Feb 10, 2005 18:06:52 GMT -5
Natalie Imbruglia  :inlove |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 11, 2005 11:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 11, 2005 12:17:58 GMT -5
Jessica Alba  :wtg |
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