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Post by Ivory Fair on Apr 29, 2003 17:25:21 GMT -5
Now of course I don't mean LEGIT stuff like airplanes and artificial hearts. I mean stupid stuff like..........
the ability to order pizza online (pretty soon I won't have to talk to ANYONE!!! HAR! HAR! HAR!!!)
automated check out stations at the grocery store
TivO (so you can pause live TV when the pizza man comes)
you know.......... stuff like that.
Anyone got anything else?
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Post by selfishreasons on Apr 29, 2003 17:30:01 GMT -5
canned beer.
I don't know much about invention, but I do know who the bravest guy ever is. It's the first guy to drink milk from a cow. He was brave. He was probably standing around with his buddies and said, "hey guys, you see that big fat animal over there? You see those weird things it had under it's belly? Well, I'm gonna go over there and pull on those things and the first thing that comes out, I'm drinking it."
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Post by selfishreasons on Apr 29, 2003 17:39:42 GMT -5
Oh, here's a few great inventions:
- kickstands for bikes
- ear plugs for dogs
- chewing gum wrappers
- those little clips you put on the bread bags to make the bread stay fresh
- the C02 coffe decafination method
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Post by Ivory Fair on Apr 29, 2003 17:54:52 GMT -5
He was probably standing around with his buddies and said,LOL! No, he was probably STARVING and didn't have anything else to eat.  That's the same way cheese got invented. Something I'm VERY fond of (fondue of? ha ha) And eggs? That's just a weird thing to eat if you think about it. We won't even DISCUSS chitlins. 
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Post by sukkafu on Apr 30, 2003 2:06:30 GMT -5
temptsinfoproboards is the best invention! when the guy was about to drink the cow, his buddy said-dats the udder end! he said-there's a lot at steak here! really? na,i'm just busting your chops! are you for veal? the cow then said- i like mootown moosic! |
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Post by selfishreasons on Apr 30, 2003 2:24:16 GMT -5
what about the candy coated analgesic pill, like adivl. they taste so sweet, so you don't mind putting them in your mouth. let's not forget, cranberry sauce.
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Post by ken-du on Apr 30, 2003 5:18:34 GMT -5
" VIAGRA "
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Post by selfishreasons on Apr 30, 2003 6:40:33 GMT -5
I am laughing very hard at the VIAGRA line. hmmm. maybe it is a good thing. I guess I look forward to old age.  I am still very pleased with C02 Decaffination method |
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Post by tdallasw on Apr 30, 2003 6:56:04 GMT -5
digital cameras  |
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Post by selfishreasons on Apr 30, 2003 7:03:51 GMT -5
pocket watch chains
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Post by Ivory Fair on Apr 30, 2003 10:57:14 GMT -5
Flavored non-dairy creamer ......... esp. hazelnut ............ YUM!
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Post by Aba21 on Apr 30, 2003 12:16:16 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman.....the most important invention I could ever think of is the remote control device! ;D ;D ;D I haven't gotten up off the couch in 20 years.
And let's not forget the clapper!!!! Problem is everytime I have a party and Dennis says do the soul clap.......well you know what happens! ;D ;D
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Post by kim on Apr 30, 2003 12:32:40 GMT -5
LOL!!! ABA remote you are sooooo right!! I can't live without it...I know I can live without it I'm just to lazy to figure out if I can. And the clapper that had to be invited by a lazy person.
I think the ATM machine is the best invention.
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Post by iratherlikeme on Apr 30, 2003 12:40:56 GMT -5
Aba and kim, do y'all walk past the TV looking for the remote to change the channel? ;D I think the best inventions ever are debit cards (so I don't have to write a check if I don't feel like it) and chocolate chip cookies.  |
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Post by Jonel on Apr 30, 2003 13:14:45 GMT -5
Self-Adhesive Postage Stamps
Rotary Cutters
Victoria's Secret
Stringless Green Beans
Disposable Diapers
Listerine Oral Care Strips-PocketPaks
The Automatic Dishwasher
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