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Post by keres on Nov 12, 2004 9:27:44 GMT -5
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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Post by tabby on Nov 12, 2004 9:36:52 GMT -5
Adventures in Disneyland Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. :cheer :cheer |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 9:38:09 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 9:39:07 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 9:42:37 GMT -5
Thanks Rodney! No respect! I was driving to work in San Antonio the other day. I pulled up behind a cute brunette in an Acura. She had a bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus! I honked! She gave me the finger!  No respect, I tell you!  ...a moment of weakness... Facts changed for T.  |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 9:44:33 GMT -5
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Post by tabby on Nov 12, 2004 9:45:44 GMT -5
He who laughs last thinks slowest!  ...when it's cold outside... Did anyone notice, bey the way, that guys always seem to take a while to laugh when someone tells a joke?  |
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Post by tabby on Nov 12, 2004 9:45:44 GMT -5
He who laughs last thinks slowest! ...when it's cold outside... Did anyone notice, bey the way, that guys always seem to take a while to laugh when someone tells a joke? |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 9:50:47 GMT -5
Two neighbor ladies were talking in Madrid the other day: Did you hear the news? No, what happened? Little Pepe down the street was killed! How awful...how? His finger was run over by a car! How did that kill him? It was in his nose at the time! ...since I lost my baby... Names changed for T. |
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Post by keres on Nov 12, 2004 10:52:26 GMT -5
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
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Post by MissTara on Nov 12, 2004 11:02:50 GMT -5
Thanks Rodney! No respect! I was driving to work in Greensboro the other day. I pulled up behind a cute brunette in a Toyota. She had a bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus! I honked! She gave me the finger! No respect, I tell you! ...a moment of weakness... First of all I dont have a bumper sticker of any kind on my ride. Second of all, I don't appreciate your silly comments directed completely at myself or my kids. And don't come back and say "I wasn't referring to you or your kids, I was merely telling a joke" because you know thats not true.  |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 13:32:59 GMT -5
First of all I dont have a bumper sticker of any kind on my ride. Second of all, I don't appreciate your silly comments directed completely at myself or my kids. And don't come back and say "I wasn't referring to you or your kids, I was merely telling a joke" because you know thats not true.  How would I know what's on your car? I've never been to North Carolina! These are just jokes! This is a joke thread! Just laugh! My father is an undertaker, but business is dead! Last year business was so bad, they all went in the hole! (He isn't really an undertaker!) ;D ...dream come true... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 13:45:16 GMT -5
The handsome funeral director was getting some business done at his insurance agent's office. After they talked for awhile, he asked her out. "Not over my dead body," she replied. ;D ...The sun is shining... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 14:19:18 GMT -5
No respect, part two. When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor saw my face and butt and said, "Twins!" Yeah, I was so ugly he slapped my mother! The doctor did his best, but I lived! No respect, I tell you! ...I'm gonna make you love me... :cheer :cheer :cheer |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 14:50:59 GMT -5
I went to visit some cousins down south. I told them about my pretty girlfriend. They all said, "Fantastic!" I told them about my great job. They all said, "Fantastic!" I told them about my big house. They all said, "Fantastic! I asked them if anything down there was new. They told me one thing was new...they don't say anymore. Now they say, "Fantastic!" ;D ...my girl... |
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