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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 7:14:04 GMT -5
 As if we wives would really care  I think men are hopelessly coceited  We just are afraid that they could get hurt ;D I am not conceited! How many times have I told you and the others I look like Frankenstein's monster?? :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing  ...cloud nine... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 7:20:54 GMT -5
Don't like Martin's jokes?? Okay... The young mommy was having a pleasant visit with her dragon lady mother-in-law. The only strange thing was that every 5 minutes her sweet little daughter, Misty, keep walking in with a clock, holding it up to show grandma, looking at the clock, pouting, then leaving. After the fifth time, her mommy couldn't take it anymore! She said, "Sweetie, what are you doing?" Misty replied, "You lied to me mommy! You said Nana was so ugly her face would stop a clock and my clock is still working!" ;D ...the way you do the things you do... Name change for T.! |
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Post by keres on Nov 11, 2004 15:28:21 GMT -5
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
;D
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
;D
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Post by MissTara on Nov 11, 2004 15:43:25 GMT -5
Don't like Martin's jokes?? Okay... The young mommy was having a pleasant visit with her dragon lady mother-in-law. The only strange thing was that every 5 minutes her sweet little daughter, Makala, keep walking in with a clock, holding it up to show grandma, looking at the clock, pouting, then leaving. After the fifth time, her mommy couldn't take it anymore! She said, "Sweetie, what are you doing?" Makala replied, "You lied to me mommy! You said Nana was so ugly her face would stop a clock and my clock is still working!" ;D ...the way you do the things you do... You shoulda susbstituded the name "Makala" with something else. Thats my baby's name..Except its spelled differently |
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Post by keres on Nov 11, 2004 16:12:36 GMT -5
As if we wives would really care I think men are hopelessly coceited We just are afraid that they could get hurt ;D Actually you women are afraid of lot of things....even mice! ;D |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 20:16:00 GMT -5
You shoulda substituted the name "Makala" with something else. Thats my baby's name..Except its spelled differently But did you like the joke? ;D Makala is one of my ex-students. I know your kids' names! ...when it's cold outside... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 20:18:01 GMT -5
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Post by MissTara on Nov 12, 2004 7:35:34 GMT -5
But did you like the joke? ;D... No |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:01:14 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:12:55 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender does a double-take and say, "Hey...what the heck is that?" The duck says, "I'm not sure either, but it started out as a wart on my butt!" ...when it's cold outside... |
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Post by tabby on Nov 12, 2004 8:26:23 GMT -5
Listen, I am not quite sure what you are. I need some proof. If you really are a monster, I believe you -- cause then you are not a man but a thing. But if you are a man, I will not believe you. Basta. Never trust a man. And, by the way, can't you guys understand that we just come looking for you because we HOPE that these beautiful women at the supermarket had been successful ... Free at last! It's not jealousy, it's curiosity that makes us check for you guys. Awwww |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:27:09 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:28:11 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:29:53 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:31:52 GMT -5
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I think men are hopelessly coceited 
