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Post by brunneng on Mar 18, 2005 17:48:04 GMT -5
Hilary is even younger than me! I have a chance! ;D ;D She's younger but she has a lot more mileage! ;D ;D ;D  ...you're as free as a bird in flight... |
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Post by keres on Mar 20, 2005 8:55:05 GMT -5
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his p**is and they were told
that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell
began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the
ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it
up. Then, all the other bells started ringing..........
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Post by brunneng on Mar 20, 2005 11:51:53 GMT -5
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Mar 20, 2005 20:52:47 GMT -5
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his p**is and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started ringing.......... :laughing :laughing :shocked :shocked |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 21, 2005 11:25:04 GMT -5
Three Stooges short: The Stooges are evicted from the Happy Haven Hotel. Slogan: Free showers when it rains! Price: $1 a month :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock ...sorry is a sorry word... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 23, 2005 10:16:31 GMT -5
Smooth pick-up line: Nice set of legs. What time do they open? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ...beauty is only skin deep... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 23, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Mar 24, 2005 15:30:06 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Mar 24, 2005 16:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Mar 24, 2005 16:58:04 GMT -5
I know, I know what man you are ;D
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Post by brunneng on Mar 24, 2005 17:01:57 GMT -5
I know, I know what man you are ;D Hey, somebody has to step up and be The Man! ;D ...I'll sacrifice for you... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 26, 2005 11:22:06 GMT -5
Smooth pick-up line: Do you play soccer? 'Cause your body is really kicking!  ...get ready... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 28, 2005 11:50:05 GMT -5
Smooth pick-up line: You know what would look good on you? Me! ;D ...get ready... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 28, 2005 11:51:54 GMT -5
Smooth pick-up line: That outfit would look great...... ......on the chair next to my bed! ...I can build a castle... |
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Post by brunneng on Mar 28, 2005 11:53:20 GMT -5
Smooth pick-up line: Hope you know CPR...... ......'cause you took my breath away! :angel: ...I'm unable to do... |
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