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Post by brunneng on Feb 21, 2005 17:54:37 GMT -5
I`m sure Vegas is full of lovely women, too.  Nope! No pretty women out here! ;D :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing  ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Feb 21, 2005 18:00:33 GMT -5
I shall not come there then...  Kidding! ;D |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 21, 2005 18:11:29 GMT -5
I shall not come there then... Kidding! ;D :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Feb 23, 2005 1:51:10 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Feb 23, 2005 11:01:20 GMT -5
Fake! Fake! Kitties have more class than to act like drunks! :laughing ...power... |
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Post by keres on Feb 23, 2005 19:14:09 GMT -5
I guess he must be dead then .... ;D
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Post by brunneng on Feb 24, 2005 11:24:40 GMT -5
I guess he must be dead then .... ;D Nah...just sleeping...and his owner is gonna get a big noogie from me! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 13:18:25 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 14:36:39 GMT -5
A Day at the Zoo
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 14:39:13 GMT -5
Two women were riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome one late afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the women a little nervous. She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before." The other says, "It's the cobblestones."
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 14:52:12 GMT -5
The Rules 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm. 14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void Yepp!!  That`s it, we guys have finally figured you out, women! |
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 14:59:03 GMT -5
A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asked her "What sizes do you need?"
She replies "15 inches."
He exclaims "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?" She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not
have curtains."
The blond says "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!"
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 15:01:19 GMT -5
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares?
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 15:16:25 GMT -5
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Post by keres on Feb 25, 2005 15:19:04 GMT -5
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