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Post by brunneng on Dec 29, 2004 15:51:36 GMT -5
Funny headlines!! Keep it up! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing  ...all I need... |
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Post by Coey on Dec 29, 2004 19:26:13 GMT -5
Ok Brun and Keres.. I finally got something at work thats a little funny..:
BULLETIN
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration
(OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is TWO persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps.
As you have arrived sixth inline to ride my A$$ today, please take a number and wait your turn.
Thank You.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 29, 2004 20:49:04 GMT -5
Ok Brun and Keres.. I finally got something at work thats a little funny..: BULLETIN The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is TWO persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth inline to ride my A$$ today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You. :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 29, 2004 20:51:39 GMT -5
Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she hides naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My dalling" he says,"I know dis yo firs time and you velly flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure: "I want... numba 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. "You want... Beef wid Bloccoli?  |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 29, 2004 21:28:12 GMT -5
Ok Brun and Keres.. I finally got something at work thats a little funny..: BULLETIN The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is TWO persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth inline to ride my A$$ today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You. Coey! How naughty! Why I never! ;D Bwahhhhhhhhh, hhhaaaaa, haaaaa......... :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...you could have been a cool crook... |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 29, 2004 21:31:06 GMT -5
Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she hides naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My dalling" he says,"I know dis yo firs time and you velly flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure: "I want... numba 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. "You want... Beef wid Bloccoli? :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked As I am a virgin, I am insulted!!!! :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked ;D...Just kidding!!!  Bwaaaaaaaa, haaaaaa, haaaaaa!!! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...hey girl, I like your style... |
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Post by Coey on Dec 29, 2004 23:48:36 GMT -5
Brun.. ! you took it nasty.. it wasnt meant nasty.  . it s .. you know.. when pple are just gettin on your case all day long at work.. ya can only handle two at a time.. I know this cant only happen to me.. but I swear.. somedays.. ya wanna tell them to take a number.. tsk.. tsk.. shame on you for taking it nasty.. .. hahahah |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 30, 2004 13:06:56 GMT -5
Brun.. ! you took it nasty.. it wasnt meant nasty. . it s .. you know.. when pple are just gettin on your case all day long at work.. ya can only handle two at a time.. I know this cant only happen to me.. but I swear.. somedays.. ya wanna tell them to take a number.. tsk.. tsk.. shame on you for taking it nasty.. .. hahahah But, Coey, two at a time is the way I like them!! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing You know I'm talking about sandwiches, right?  :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...get ready... |
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Post by keres on Dec 30, 2004 13:48:08 GMT -5
:laughing
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Post by brunneng on Dec 30, 2004 15:45:51 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Jan 4, 2005 17:46:14 GMT -5
My brother went out for a drive this morning and came home 14 hours later! When I asked him where he had been, he explained that he had seen a sign that said: No Stopping Anytime So he came home after he ran out of gas!  Sigh.... ...it's growing... |
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Post by brunneng on Jan 6, 2005 10:53:55 GMT -5
Bad pick-up line... Hey, babe. What's your sign? She says, "I have two! Stop and Go Away"! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing ...if your first lover broke your heart... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 6, 2005 20:09:00 GMT -5
why, have you been reading my diary??...said that to three guys yesterday ;D Lovw the title |
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Post by brunneng on Jan 6, 2005 20:09:41 GMT -5
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 6, 2005 20:11:35 GMT -5
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