This is from the movie "Naked Gun"...
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Doctor: Mrs Nordberg, I think we can save your husbands arm. Now where would you like it sent?
Wilma: Oh Frank, I'm so glad you came.
Frank: Wilma, it's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard.
Wilma: Oh thank you Frank.
Frank: You Bet.
Frank: Now, wheres Nordberg?
Ed: He's right here Frank.
Frank: Right. Nordberg, it's Me, Frank.
(Nordbergs bed goes haywire when Frank sits on it.)
Frank: Nordberg, it's me Frank, now who did this to you?
Nordberg: I love you.
Frank: I love you too Nordberg. Who were they?
Nordberg: No. Ship. Boat.
Frank: That's right Nordberg, a boat. Now when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat, we;ll take a cruise, just like last year.
Nordberg: No..Drugs.
Frank: Hey nurse, quick, get this man some drugs. Can't you see he's in pain? Quickly.
Nordberg: No..Heroin. Heroin Frank.
Frank: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
Wilma: Oh, oh my poor Nordberg. Oh he was such a good man Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed: Ahh it's hard to tell.
Frank: Could be a roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover.
Ed: Frank, get a hold of yourself.
Frank: He was a good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: Well you're right Ed. A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a lamplighter, now thats the way I wanna go.
Wilma: Ahhhhh..Oh Frank, this is terrible.
Ed: Don't worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right Wilma, But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Wilma: Ahhhh!
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back on Police squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense.
Wilma: Ahhhhh!
Ed: Wilma can you think of any reason why Nordberg was at the waterfront last night?
Wilma: No..but I found this at home in a drawer.
Ed: A photograph. I love you, out of Caracas. A Panamanian ship. Frank, when Nordberg was saying I love you, he was telling you the name of the ship!
Frank: I realize that...now.
Ed: We'd better check this out.
Frank: I want every available man on this.
Ed: I can't spare anybody Frank. You know we're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit! I'm shorthanded already.
Frank: Wilma, I promise you, whatever scumbag did this, not one man on this force will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. Now lets go grab a bite to eat.
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;D ;D ;D
...but what helps at moments like that is...good humor! 
