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Post by earthangel on Feb 15, 2003 19:41:07 GMT -5
I thought about this yesterday, but being that I was in a TV studio practicing for a district band concert, I wasn't able to post it. What's the worst pick or line you heard, or the worst date you've been on? I'm too young to have a worst date, but it would be interesting to hear some of yall's. And a lot of yall are married, but I'm sure some of yall did some kind of datin' before then. The worst pick up line I heard goes a little like this: "Baby, I wish I had a big garden, and you were a seed, cause I'd plant a million of you". Then I just looked at him, and he was like "What, you don't watch Fresh Prince?"  |
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Post by Peach on Feb 15, 2003 20:36:05 GMT -5
I don't recall any pick-up lines...but as far as the worst date! I just had it about 6 months ago...it was a blind date. Let me tell you, this guy was not *at all* what he played himself up to be. In fact, he was rather vague. So, me being positive, I thought he was just modest. I was thinking, "Cool....he must look GREAT!" Ha ha. He was being modest because there was nothing to tell! Now, I'm 35...and I *know* looks aren't everything... but there has to be *some* eye appeal. Y'all know what I'm talking about??
I had to spend about 3+ hours not making eye contact, because I was so afraid the disappointment would show in my eyes. (And you can read me like a book!!!) Needless to say, there will be no more blind dates!!!!
Peach
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Post by iratherlikeme on Feb 15, 2003 21:35:27 GMT -5
I don't get pick-up lines, but this is my favorite one (not told to me personally; I heard it on TV). "I know you've heard every line in the book, so give your favorite one and I'll tell it to you." ;D Wow, Peach. Three hours?!  |
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Post by Peach on Feb 16, 2003 10:49:28 GMT -5
Yea....long date!  It's tough.....if you go to dinner with someone, it's rude to say, "Well, thanks, but I gotta run."  Especially when you have to wait for a table, etc...... Sigh...... blind dates. Sigh. Great pick-up line!  Peach |
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Post by Ivory Fair on Feb 16, 2003 11:30:39 GMT -5
The worst pick-up line I've ever been told is not really postable, but I'll give you what I can, and let you fill in the blank. This guy came up to me in a club one time and said.... "Pardon me, but would you like to go out to my car and...." and then he mentioned an act that is illegal in 32 states.  |
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Post by DramaLJDiva on Feb 16, 2003 20:37:55 GMT -5
Worst date...I went on two dates with this guy, he went to my school...on the first date, we went to the mall and we had ice cream. He would walk ahead of me, as if we weren't together, he was dressed sloppily, and he didn't bring any money with him. And to make things worse, he wanted ME to buy him some little ball or something like that! What for?
Oh yes, and because I didn't think I was going to see the guy on his birthday, I gave him a little early birthday present. So then on his birthday, he calls me and says "Today's my birthday. Whatcha gonna get me?" I'm like, I already gave you a present. What a greedy bum!
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Post by Ivory Fair on Feb 16, 2003 23:23:20 GMT -5
So we can all assume that birthday call was the LAST time you talked to him, right? I think one of the most disrespectful things a man can do to a woman in public is walk in front of her. That just BURNS me up when I see that.  I just want to grab the poor girl and say, "Have some respect for yourself and ditch this loser for a man who'll be HONORED to walk BESIDE you!" Grrrrrrrr! |
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Post by Nish on Feb 17, 2003 0:38:34 GMT -5
Worst pickup line, actually occurred about 3 weeks ago. "I heard you were legal." Needless to say, I laughed in his face. HARD.
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Post by sukkafu on Feb 17, 2003 2:39:02 GMT -5
being a male, i haven't experienced the weird pickup lines, but i've had some wacky dates. i imagine i was one,too! ;D
steve martin has a lot of funny comedy albums-and on one, comedy is not pretty, he talks about picking up a girl. he says to her, just in case hell does freeze over, what's your number? ;D
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Post by Cadeho on Feb 21, 2003 15:45:14 GMT -5
Is the worst line a guy can use is... Hi, my name is...? Or is that a loser?
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Post by iratherlikeme on Feb 21, 2003 22:12:31 GMT -5
Chicka chicka... Slim Shady!
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Post by earthangel on Feb 21, 2003 22:24:02 GMT -5
Actually Cadeho, a simple line like that is much better than "Let me stick my key in your ignition?" or what that dude said to Ivory. |
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Post by Cadeho on Feb 21, 2003 23:14:06 GMT -5
Chicka chicka... Slim Shady! HAHAHA!!! How about these...? Hi, nice shoes, let's... um... I love you. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals... [later...] Who dat is? Mybabydaddy... |
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Post by iratherlikeme on Feb 21, 2003 23:18:58 GMT -5
Ha! That should go in the dumb lyrics post. I can't lie, though. I was singing along with 'em. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
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Post by earthangel on Feb 21, 2003 23:22:46 GMT -5
Dumb lyrics, dumb video... |
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It's tough.....if you go to dinner with someone, it's rude to say, "Well, thanks, but I gotta run." 
