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Post by sukkafu on Feb 27, 2003 3:25:34 GMT -5
i went on a date with a girl that liked me so much but she knew i only liked her as a friend, no romantic feelings for her whatsoever.
so i agreed to go out with this young lady, who was
pushing me real hard and it made me uncomfortable. one of her friends asked me what do you dislike about her? and of course, being shallow and 20 yrs old, i said, she's fat(80 lbs overweight), and she doesn't do her nails or wear any makeup or do her hair.
so i end up going to a show with her and she is wearing plastic press on nails, thick eye makeup and triple thick red lipstick. she had a tight dress that showed her rippling folds and made her look sorry.she said to me-now, isn't this what you like in a woman? will younow pay attention to me? so and so told me what you said.
i spent a few seconds with her just shaking my head, said nothing to her all night, and never saw her again.
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Post by earthangel on Feb 27, 2003 19:31:50 GMT -5
 Now that's a story with some moral in it! Anyone else? Guys?
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Post by Aba21 on Feb 27, 2003 20:02:55 GMT -5
Yeah! Baby you must be on the track team cause you been runnin' through my mind all night!!!!!
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Post by janebse on Feb 27, 2003 20:44:19 GMT -5
I guess I'm a serious sort of person. You must be joking because I would turn and run at any of these lines.
I know one couple who got married, but their first comment, and I forget who said it first was, "Do you like Bruce Springsteen?" And both were fans of Bruce. They didn't begin dating then, but they had established a connection. They were in high school and working at McDonald's at the time. When they went to college, different ones, and Bruce Springsteen appeared in Baton Rouge, he called and asked her to come to see the concert with him.
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Post by Dbaby on Feb 28, 2003 17:46:52 GMT -5
One time at Bible camp this guy came up to me and said "You remind me of a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you." I nearly puked on his shoes!
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Post by DramaLJDiva on Feb 28, 2003 18:41:07 GMT -5
And this was at BIBLE camp?
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Post by kim on Feb 28, 2003 18:55:54 GMT -5
One time at Bible camp this guy came up to me and said "You remind me of a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you." I nearly puked on his shoes! LOL!!! I've never heard that line before! LOL!!! |
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Post by kim on Feb 28, 2003 18:58:02 GMT -5
Yeah! Baby you must be on the track team cause you been runnin' through my mind all night!!!!! I have heard that line before ABA. But I think the person told me that I must be tired because I've been running through his mind. UGGGH!  |
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Post by Aba21 on Feb 28, 2003 21:01:00 GMT -5
Long as you didn't fall for it.!!!!! ;D
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Post by sukkafu on Mar 1, 2003 3:27:11 GMT -5
you know me by now, the wackiest sukkafu on the planet. when i was on a date with this young lady, i said to her, why don't we run away together from here? she looked at me incredulously replying are you kidding ? and i of course said no, and she said , i have to think about this, this is so sudden, and i have to tell my parents, and i said what for? she said you really want to run away from here together, and i said yes, and she said okay, so i grabbed her by the hand and started running, half dragging her, and i stopped 10 -15 yards away, and looked at her confused face and said, wasn't that great? do you wanna do it again?
well, alicia was a very pretty young lady but she was only 17 so she wasn't too amused by my sorry humor!
we never talked to each other after that .
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Post by earthangel on Mar 1, 2003 10:57:38 GMT -5
LOL!!!  I meant, aww! Aba, good one. That line is like the oldest in the book  . How could anyone have the courage to be so lame? Dbaby, LOL |
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Post by Dbaby on Mar 1, 2003 11:16:44 GMT -5
That is one of the coolest things I've ever hear Sukkafu! That is SO FUNNY! ;D
And yes, that happened at BIBLE camp!
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Post by sukkafu on Mar 1, 2003 14:45:49 GMT -5
niece baby, you'd think that BIBLE camp would be fool-proof-but they're filled with imperfect humans,too. the difference is they're SUPPOSED to know better! |
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Post by Cadeho on Mar 1, 2003 19:49:09 GMT -5
i went on a date with a girl that liked me so much but she knew i only liked her as a friend, no romantic feelings for her whatsoever. so i agreed to go out with this young lady, who was pushing me real hard and it made me uncomfortable. one of her friends asked me what do you dislike about her? and of course, being shallow and 20 yrs old, i said, she's fat(80 lbs overweight), and she doesn't do her nails or wear any makeup or do her hair. so i end up going to a show with her and she is wearing plastic press on nails, thick eye makeup and triple thick red lipstick. she had a tight dress that showed her rippling folds and made her look sorry.she said to me-now, isn't this what you like in a woman? will younow pay attention to me? so and so told me what you said. i spent a few seconds with her just shaking my head, said nothing to her all night, and never saw her again. I'm glad none of us don't have to do any of that for you to like us! Was this like 80's? I can see you wearing that red leather thing Michael Jackson wore in Thriller or something Eddie Murphy wore. How about this for a line? I live a lavish lifestyle of the rich and famous. Being the multi-billion dollar e-commerce entrepreneur that I am, I have to live up to the measure of my value. Oprah does my laundry, Michael Jordan mows my grass. I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and that's all I use it for. I have 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers. I threw away all my platinum visa cards and I got a uranium card. I drive a Rolls Royce pick up truck. I have a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers on the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. Donald trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don't even tip him. Now, will you go out with me? |
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Post by earthangel on Mar 1, 2003 22:16:49 GMT -5
Ok, that does nothing for me. Isn't that a good thing?
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. How could anyone have the courage to be so lame?