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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:11:45 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:12:24 GMT -5
Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:14:09 GMT -5
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:15:01 GMT -5
Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate."
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:19:40 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly ,the tide wouldn't even take her out!!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:21:02 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:21:50 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:22:26 GMT -5
Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:22:41 GMT -5
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:23:14 GMT -5
Yo momma''s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:24:24 GMT -5
Yo mama's hair so short she rolls it with rice.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:26:29 GMT -5
Already 8 pages! :faint
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:26:57 GMT -5
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:28:48 GMT -5
Already 8 pages!  Wow and so many more to post! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:29:14 GMT -5
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
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