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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:00:00 GMT -5
Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:00:50 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:01:22 GMT -5
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:01:55 GMT -5
Yo mama so old Jesus and the twelve disciples signed her yearbook
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:02:40 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:02:45 GMT -5
Yo mama so old her license is an oil portrait
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:03:35 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, it took 1 train 4cars and 7 buses to get on her good side.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:04:16 GMT -5
Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:05:21 GMT -5
Yo mama is such a fat pig, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 14:06:17 GMT -5
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:07:03 GMT -5
Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I could check her blood pressure.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:07:32 GMT -5
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed. :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:08:33 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she woked up in sections.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:09:06 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't even make up a "yo mama" joke.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:10:39 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!
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