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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:30:26 GMT -5
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:31:51 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:33:28 GMT -5
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:35:12 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:39:59 GMT -5
Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:42:46 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:44:25 GMT -5
Yo mama so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:45:27 GMT -5
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:47:04 GMT -5
Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:49:18 GMT -5
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one!"
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 14:51:10 GMT -5
yo mama so skinny she swallowed a peanut and we thought she was pregnant
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 15:00:43 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 15:09:30 GMT -5
Yo mama's so poor, she only has two channels on her black and white tv, On and Off.
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Post by mcribs on Jan 27, 2005 15:10:16 GMT -5
Weaky, you are the Queen of "Yo' Mama" jokes--  |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 15:11:16 GMT -5
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.
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