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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:49:21 GMT -5
Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:52:02 GMT -5
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
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Post by MissTara on Jan 27, 2005 13:53:00 GMT -5
:laughing ;D Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches. :laughing :laughing |
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:53:13 GMT -5
Yo Mama vs. Titanic
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:54:11 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:54:19 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted Pluto's ice caps melted.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:54:46 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. :laughing :laughing |
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:55:32 GMT -5
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:55:48 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, she's like a blimp--round and full of gas
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:56:43 GMT -5
Yo mama so poor, when she went to the 99 cents store she asked for a discount.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:57:22 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:57:49 GMT -5
Yo mama so musty, she makes speed stick slow down.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:58:10 GMT -5
Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:58:34 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:59:20 GMT -5
Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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