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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:35:39 GMT -5
Yo moma's so fat, she was baptised in sea world.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:35:55 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb, she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:36:25 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:37:52 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:38:38 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
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Post by MissTara on Jan 27, 2005 13:39:07 GMT -5
Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes. Yea, and I bet she had alot of kids too |
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Post by keres on Jan 27, 2005 13:40:08 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:40:55 GMT -5
;D
Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:43:24 GMT -5
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:43:52 GMT -5
Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:45:04 GMT -5
Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:45:25 GMT -5
Your mama so poor, when she went to mcdonalds she had to put a milkshake on layaway.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:45:59 GMT -5
Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:46:26 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Jan 27, 2005 13:48:52 GMT -5
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath doesn't make much sense right? I mean if she takes baths in bleach.......  |
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