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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 19:45:38 GMT -5
Just thought I would share a few stories I received....this year Idiot Number Seven of 2004 Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, thats smart. Give him his sign! Please note that all of the following people are allowed to vote. (SCARY)  |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 19:48:13 GMT -5
Idiot Number Six of 2004 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't need a sign; he probably figured it out himself.  |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 19:49:47 GMT -5
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 19:59:00 GMT -5
Number Four Idiot of 2004
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the
mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sentthe police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of
handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
Another sign (though this guy might be onto something worth thinking
about)!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 20:01:50 GMT -5
Number Three Idiot of 2004
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and
wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing inline, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry thatsomeone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to
the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that shecould not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 20:03:15 GMT -5
Number Two Idiot of 2004
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,
they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned outthat the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 26, 2004 20:06:22 GMT -5
AND THE NUMBER ONE IDIOT IS!..............Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened
to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
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Post by brunneng on Dec 27, 2004 12:19:55 GMT -5
I love this thread! Weaky is a future pundit!! Too funny, Weaky! :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing  ...you could have been a schoolbook... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Dec 28, 2004 3:25:47 GMT -5
:cheer Yay ME!! I take this as a major compliment coming from someone as hilarious as yourself  W4W |
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Post by brunneng on Dec 28, 2004 11:46:06 GMT -5
 Yay ME!! I take this as a major compliment coming from someone as hilarious as yourself W4W Great minds think alike!  ...my girl... |
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Post by sgtsoul on Dec 30, 2004 8:06:42 GMT -5
Thanks for the great laughs - especially the Bank of America story! I work nights in a convenience store in the worst part of town, and I only hope my 1st robbery is comited by an idiot like that!
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Post by brunneng on Dec 31, 2004 21:04:03 GMT -5
Thanks for the great laughs - especially the Bank of America story! I work nights in a convenience store in the worst part of town, and I only hope my 1st robbery is comited by an idiot like that! I hope you never get robbed!! Good luck, mate! :wtg ...don't look back... |
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Post by sgtsoul on Jan 1, 2005 2:46:28 GMT -5
Nah I think I got 'em all trained (scared)
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Post by brunneng on Jan 1, 2005 11:04:41 GMT -5
Nah I think I got 'em all trained (scared) There you go! :wtg ...ain't too proud to beg... |
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