Lessons

[Weak4Weeks]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real
pains in the ass are permanent.

[brunneng]

Too funny, Weaky...my sides are splitting!!






...you could have been a cool crook...

[keres]

Those were good!

[nateboomer]

You should send that to the Tempts. Sounds like a #1 hit to me! Ranks right up there with "Ball Of Confusion."

-Nate "Boomer"

[TemptsFanforLife]

My God W4W you've done it ! You have succeeded in unlocking the secrets of the universe.

[Weak4Weeks]

TemptsFanforLife said:

My God W4W you've done it ! You have succeeded in unlocking the secrets of the universe.

I know right too bad it took me experiencing 99.9% of those things to learn the lesson, but that's a whole 'nother thread..................

W4W

[brunneng]

Weak4Weeks said:

I know right too bad it took me experiencing 99.9% of those things to learn the lesson, but that's a whole 'nother thread..................

W4W

Anything that doesn't kill us... :bonk

...makes us stronger!! :wtg

My muscles are huge!!


...'cause here I come...

[Weak4Weeks]

I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself
with people smarter than I am.

I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with babies and
feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you
miss.

[brunneng]

Weak4Weeks said:

I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself
with people smarter than I am.

I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with babies and
feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you
miss.

Another home run for Weaky!


Touch 'em all!



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...shoeshine boy, you've been workin' so hard...