|
|
Post by Elvis84 on Sept 16, 2003 12:13:32 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Dbaby on Sept 16, 2003 16:24:25 GMT -5
It was ok. I didn't think all of it was funny. #5 and %10 kinda made me mad though. Women are just as capable as men when it comes to being president, we just haven't had one yet!
|
|
|
|
Post by Elvis84 on Sept 17, 2003 7:38:06 GMT -5
Dbaby, don`t take it all too seriously, it`s just for fun! And i agree with you about #5. There`s woman president in Finland at this time!
But these are funny:
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color. ;D
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
|
|
|
|
Post by Aba21 on Sept 17, 2003 12:43:32 GMT -5
It was funny. A friend of mine and I discuss these very things almost all the time. :laughing: :laughing:
|
|
|
|
Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 12, 2005 20:22:20 GMT -5
Very funny....although I didn't like the president one either.....  |
|
|
|
Post by Beej on Feb 13, 2005 6:25:17 GMT -5
"8. The world is our urinal."
;D
Let me add a couple more from personal experience...
36. We can back a car into a parking space without stopping traffic or asking for spotters.
37. We understand how to use those "little thingies" on the ruler to obtain an accurate measurement.
38. Shopping means buying the item you went to the store for and ignoring everything else but the cashier and the exit.
|
|
|
|
Post by MissTara on Feb 15, 2005 11:40:47 GMT -5
"8. The world is our urinal." ;D Let me add a couple more from personal experience... 36. We can back a car into a parking space without stopping traffic or asking for spotters. 37. We understand how to use those "little thingies" on the ruler to obtain an accurate measurement. 38. Shopping means buying the item you went to the store for and ignoring everything else but the cashier and the exit. I can do all three of those things...I admit, new clothes is a bad habit for me, but I know my limit. After all daddy was a tight wad, and I can be too. I learned to parallel park when I was 15, so thats alright. |
|
|
|
Post by MissTara on Feb 15, 2005 11:43:37 GMT -5
AND...If I may add, the same work, more pay is :bs
Mechanics tell me the truth afterall, I am my own ;D
Finally, I can't remember the last time I asked someone to open a jar for me.
|
|
|
|
Post by tabby on Feb 15, 2005 11:50:16 GMT -5
"8. The world is our urinal." ;D Let me add a couple more from personal experience... 36. We can back a car into a parking space without stopping traffic or asking for spotters. 37. We understand how to use those "little thingies" on the ruler to obtain an accurate measurement. 38. Shopping means buying the item you went to the store for and ignoring everything else but the cashier and the exit.  Poor men! So that's why they think they are happier than women  Nothing but useless, self-denying, rigid behavior :faint (just kidding) :laughing |
|
|
|
Post by keres on Feb 15, 2005 12:51:40 GMT -5
Poor men! So that's why they think they are happier than women Nothing but useless, self-denying, rigid behavior  (just kidding)  I read somewhere that Americans often make such "jokes" ... They tell what`s really on their mind and to not offend anyone, add in the end of the sentence ... "Just kidding" ... etc. Isn`t that so, Anna?  |
|
|
|
Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 15, 2005 15:36:55 GMT -5
AND...If I may add, the same work, more pay is  Mechanics tell me the truth afterall, I am my own ;D Finally, I can't remember the last time I asked someone to open a jar for me. :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer GO TARA :cheer :cheer this goes back to my ladies/real women.....this should be titled why men are happier than ladies :cheer :cheer :cheer |
|
|
|
Post by tabby on Feb 15, 2005 15:40:21 GMT -5
I am a naturalized citizen only ... and I added the "just kidding" because Beej -- as sweet as he may be -- still seems to take certain comments way too seriously.
|
|
|
|
Post by MissTara on Feb 15, 2005 15:41:55 GMT -5
Say fella's! You need your car repaired? HEY Aba21! Yooooouuu need a jar opened? <~~~~ just ask, no pressure |
|
|
|
Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 15, 2005 15:42:40 GMT -5
Say fella's! You need your car repaired? HEY Aba21! Yooooouuu need a jar opened? <~~~~ just ask, no pressure :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing |
|
|
|
Post by MissTara on Feb 15, 2005 16:15:09 GMT -5
|
|
