Post by MissTara on Jun 5, 2008 9:00:29 GMT -5
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
>>>
>>> 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they ALL YOURS???'
>>>Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
>>>question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>All the children rush to find seats.
>>>'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
>>>need all your children's names.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy.' 'OK, and who's next?' 'Well,
>>>this one he is Leroy, also.'
>>>
>>>The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
>>>the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the
>>>eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they
>>>ALL named Leroy?'
>>>
>>>Their Momma replied,! 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
>>>get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>>>
>>>An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes
>>>arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
>>>just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
>>>had, namin' them all Leroy.'
>>>
>>>The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
>>>and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
>>>the whole bunch?'
>>>
>>>'I call them by their last names.'
>
;D ;D ;D
>>>
>>> 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they ALL YOURS???'
>>>Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
>>>question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>All the children rush to find seats.
>>>'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
>>>need all your children's names.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy.' 'OK, and who's next?' 'Well,
>>>this one he is Leroy, also.'
>>>
>>>The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
>>>the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the
>>>eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they
>>>ALL named Leroy?'
>>>
>>>Their Momma replied,! 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
>>>get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>>>
>>>An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes
>>>arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
>>>just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
>>>had, namin' them all Leroy.'
>>>
>>>The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
>>>and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
>>>the whole bunch?'
>>>
>>>'I call them by their last names.'
>
;D ;D ;D
