Funny!!!

[Weak4Weeks]

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to
pick up his date, Jerry Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car
and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Jerry Sue's
father answers and invites him in. "Jerry Sue's not ready yet, so
why don't you have a seat ?" he says. That's cool.
Jerry Sue's father asks Harold what they are planning to do.
Harold replies politely that they will
probably just go to the malt shop or to a
drive-in-movie. Jerry Sue's father responds, "Why don't you
kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are
doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to
Harold and he says , "Whaaaat?"
"Yeah," says Jerry Sue's father, "We know
Jerry Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all
night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from
ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for
the evening. A few minutes later, Jerry Sue comes
downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle
shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless wit h anticipation, Harold
escorts his date out the front door while Dad is
saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly
disheveled Jerry Sue rushes back into the house, slams
the door behind her and screams at her father:
Daddy! The Twist, it's called the Twist"

[Weak4Weeks]

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That
was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put
them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then, there are educators.

[Weak4Weeks]

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, they won't eat if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating. Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint: Its what your mother sometimes calls me. The girl suddenly screams at her little brother, "Spit it out! It's an asshole!"

[brunneng]

Nice job Weeks!

Keep it up!

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