Genetic Disease Or Not?

[MissTara]

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses, that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the
flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


If this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

[bugs2u]

Now that sounds like me every day! ;D

Nice to know I'm not alone.....

[brunneng]

MissTara said:

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses, that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the
flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


If this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

That is my mother-in-law to a T.


She has been known to drop her pants 20 steps from the toilet, then think of something else, turn and go down the hall with her rear a hangin'.


Glad I'm not there to see it!


Ewwwwwwwwwww!


...ball of confusion...

[MissTara]

bugs2u said:

Now that sounds like me every day! ;D

Nice to know I'm not alone.....

Well I'm not quite that bad. ;D My mother sent me that in an e-mail and I thought it was rather funny. ;D

[MissTara]

(continued)-- Because it sounds like something she would do. :laughing:

[joeszulczewski]

MissTara said:

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses, that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the
flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


If this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

And what happenned that made you not check your e-mail?

Just sounds like a typical day for some who have a life to lead. My problem is that I would end up accumuilating everything that gets in my way and start carrying it all around with me. At least I don't forget where everything is, only what I was supposed to do with it.

[mcribs]

MissTara said:

(continued)-- Because it sounds like something she would do. :laughing:

She does it all the time. But then, Poopsie, so do you and you aren't NEARLY as old as your Momma. <slinks off muttering about ungrateful children, should have gotten her tubes tied many, many years ago and raised Poodles> :angel:

[MissTara]

McRibs said:

She does it all the time. But then, Poopsie, so do you and you aren't NEARLY as old as your Momma. <slinks off muttering about ungrateful children, should have gotten her tubes tied many, many years ago and raised Poodles> :angel:

Puulleeezzee mother, that is you to a T. Nobody sent ME that e-mail. Obviously it reminded someone else of you too. :laughing: temptsinfo.com/smilies/hug.gif

[mcribs]

MissTara said:

Puulleeezzee mother, that is you to a T. Nobody sent ME that e-mail. Obviously it reminded someone else of you too. :laughing: temptsinfo.com/smilies/hug.gif

I never denied that it was me, it IS me. It is also every woman who has ever had kids. YOU INCLUDED~

[MissTara]

McRibs said:

I never denied that it was me, it IS me. It is also every woman who has ever had kids. YOU INCLUDED~

Oh sure blame it on the kids! Sweet innocent wonderful nothing short of amazing kids. ;D

[mcribs]

MissTara said:

Oh sure blame it on the kids! Sweet innocent wonderful nothing short of amazing kids. ;D

Poopsie, have you stolen someone else's children out of the shopping center again?

[MissTara]

McRibs said:

Poopsie, have you stolen someone else's children out of the shopping center again?

I was referring to myself! What you don't think the same about your grandchildren? Which happen to be MY kids? :hairraiser: ;D ;D

[Weak4Weeks]

very funny........

[brunneng]

Thank you!



;D



Weaky, you have been too busy for jokes lately!









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