Tell a story...a line at a time!

[TemptsFanforLife]

...the darkest most evil creature known to man, Barney the Dinosaur who began to sing his evil mantra of doom " I love you , You love me " , causing the entire student body to commit mass suicide. It was just as well for they would have died anyway because it was meatloaf thursday in the school cafeteria. :shocked

[brunneng]

TemptsFanforLife said:

...the darkest most evil creature known to man, Barney the Dinosaur who began to sing his evil mantra of doom " I love you , You love me " , causing the entire student body to commit mass suicide. It was just as well for they would have died anyway because it was meatloaf thursday in the school cafeteria.

Thank God the meatloaf was made out of Barney the Dinosaur! Hmmmm.......tastes like chicken! Burp! Next.......



...I feel so sad, since I lost my baby...

[TemptsFanforLife]

...as the crime scene unit searched for the evidence of what happened at the college one of them found the Trans Demensional Portal Device that would open the wormhole to the eleven higher demensions....he had to rush out to buy two aaa batteries before it would work.

[brunneng]

TemptsFanforLife said:

...as the crime scene unit searched for the evidence of what happened at the college one of them found the Trans Demensional Portal Device that would open the wormhole to the eleven higher demensions....he had to rush out to buy two aaa batteries before it would work.

.............but Wal-Mart closed at midnight, so he sat in front of the locked door, tears flowing from his three bright red eyes...............






...can't get next to you...

[TemptsFanforLife]

.....and he thought to himself. " Damn no wonder people are always looking at me strange.....I have three bright red eyes.....I wonder if thats why theres been no opportunity for career advancement on my job. " " Ya think! " the tiny cockroach said looking up at him from the ground . He instantly stomped the roach dead.

[MissTara]

.....Because he brutally murdered the roach in cold blood, he was senteced to life......

[brunneng]

MissTara said:

.....Because he brutally murdered the roach in cold blood, he was senteced to life......

..............so he was hit with the shrink ray! He was the size of a period. He was put into the bloodstream of his favorite singer, Alicia Keys! Then he began to float through her body and.................





...each day through my window...

[MissTara]

......had to go take a cold shower........

[brunneng]

MissTara said:

......had to go take a cold shower........

...........and he loved every second of it...........



...lady...

[TemptsFanforLife]

...until Alicia slipped in the shower hitting her head hard on the floor . That night the Temptations were preparing to take the stage . Someone called Joe's name he turned and was knocked out cold. As the group started dancing on their opening number they heard a gasp thunder through the audience as every one realized that Alicia Key's had replace Joe and was singing some outstanding bass , she was also totally nude.

[brunneng]

Then Bill Clinton woke up! It had all been a bad dream. Bill thought, that is mah last double cheeseburger before going to bed! He looked over and saw someone laying next to him in the darkness. He turned on the light, gasped, and thought, that ain't Hillary, it is..........




...you're my everything...

[TemptsFanforLife]

.....Joe Herndon of The Temptations .....wearing a beautiful strapless lime green evening gown by Vera Wang . Bill Clinton sprang from the bed and screamed for the Secret Service Agents stationed outside his bedroom door. The agents burst into the room and began singing background as Joe sang a rousing chorus of Alicia Keys' song You Don't Know My Name. At that minute Dick Cheney knew that his evil plot for world Domination would succeed.

[brunneng]

So, it was time! You knew it was coming! Stanley Tweedle told the LEXX to blow up the Earth! "As you command", the LEXX replied and blew up the Earth!





New story: One upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy..........




...oooh baby, I'm losing you...

[TemptsFanforLife]

....on planet Epsilon 18.1 in the Simarrion star system next to Pookies Fish Sandwich Emporium, where the cardassian slug milkshakes are to die for.....and many people have died after drinking them.....

[brunneng]

TemptsFanforLife said:

....on planet Epsilon 18.1 in the Simarrion star system next to Pookies Fish Sandwich Emporium, where the cardassian slug milkshakes are to die for.....and many people have died after drinking them.....

..........and the three little girls were named Winkie, Pinkie, and Slinkie. They had special talents. For example......................






...just take a good look and you'll see...