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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Mar 22, 2005 20:45:38 GMT -5
....Winkie could manipulate time by winking her eyes. Pinkie could change skin pigmentation and even become invisible by changing the light spectrum around her and Slinkie could make her body elastic and stretch to incredible lengths . But there was one person the three girls never discussed and that was their evil sister Tinkie who destroyed entire cities with her sufficating foot odar.....
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Post by brunneng on Mar 23, 2005 9:54:27 GMT -5
....Winkie could manipulate time by winking her eyes. Pinkie could change skin pigmentation and even become invisible by changing the light spectrum around her and Slinkie could make her body elastic and stretch to incredible lengths . But there was one person the three girls never discussed and that was their evil sister Tinkie who destroyed entire cities with her sufficating foot odar..... ...........when Tinkie was finally caught, by the no-nose police, she was put in the slammer and forced to eat a diet of odor eaters and vinegar. It really helped her feet smell sweet.......  ...all I need... |
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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Mar 26, 2005 1:30:58 GMT -5
.....Thus improving her self worth and enabling her to fulfill her dream of singing with the New York Metropolitan Opera . Unfortunitly her boyfriend Stinkie Stinkmiester of the Death Valley Stinkmiesters chose to attend Tinkie's concert causing everyone in attendance to run screaming from the theater before the opening number due in part to his horrendous body odar.
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Post by brunneng on Mar 26, 2005 10:33:53 GMT -5
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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Mar 26, 2005 19:42:26 GMT -5
....Tinkie took the stage and instantly mezmerised the audience who had managed to return to the theater wearing gas masks in case there were any traces of Stinkie Stinkmiester left in the building. Fortunitly there were none. The show was a rowsing success and Tinkie went on to international fame an fortune.
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Post by brunneng on Mar 27, 2005 10:56:36 GMT -5
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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Mar 28, 2005 3:51:27 GMT -5
......fell into a deep depression , going down to her local DMV and tried to commit suicide by standing in line and waiting her self to death..... a very slow and horrible death .......damn those evil DMV workers....
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Post by brunneng on Mar 28, 2005 11:38:50 GMT -5
......fell into a deep depression , going down to her local DMV and tried to commit suicide by standing in line and waiting her self to death..... a very slow and horrible death .......damn those evil DMV workers.... ........they actually don't taste too bad with some hot sauce!  ...but she's much too far away... |
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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Apr 2, 2005 4:20:53 GMT -5
The End.
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Post by brunneng on Apr 2, 2005 10:33:24 GMT -5
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Post by Jonesesgirl on Apr 2, 2005 11:50:02 GMT -5
a bag of phonagraphs.  |
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Post by brunneng on Apr 3, 2005 11:00:00 GMT -5
a bag of phonagraphs. But they were all 78s, so.......... ...all I need... |
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Post by TemptsFanforLife on Apr 28, 2005 23:30:10 GMT -5
...he threw them into the air but 78's were so thick and big that they were picked up on radar by The Strategic Air Command and Norad. Since no one had seen 78's in so many years they were mistaken for ufo's and a squadron of F16's were sent to investigate.
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Post by Jonesesgirl on May 8, 2005 21:26:13 GMT -5
just as they were invetigating, brunnen showed up and said, hey those are mine. i used to play those when i was a kid. the investigaters were apprehensive, so bru pulled a gun and demanded the records returned to him immediatly ! |
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