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Post by MissTara on Feb 25, 2005 13:32:55 GMT -5
.....homeless because he was recently impeached for.......
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Post by ken-du on Feb 26, 2005 0:20:55 GMT -5
having sex in his office with Paris Hilton.
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Post by keres on Feb 26, 2005 9:08:48 GMT -5
Poor Paris, embarrasing her famous father once again, she now decides to......
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Post by brunneng on Feb 26, 2005 11:33:52 GMT -5
Poor Paris, embarrasing her famous father once again, she now decides to...... ...dye her hair brown, become a nun, live in India, call herself Mother Teresa Jr. and... ...cloud nine...
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Post by MissTara on Feb 26, 2005 11:37:19 GMT -5
...suddenly, out of nowhere, Mother Teresa herself appears and regretfully tells Ms. Hilton that because of her deeds she may not become a nun, or move to India. Instead she shall be granted........
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Post by brunneng on Feb 26, 2005 11:51:51 GMT -5
...suddenly, out of nowhere, Mother Teresa herself appears and regretfully tells Ms. Hilton that because of her deeds she may not become a nun, or move to India. Instead she shall be granted........ ...a two-for-one coupon to Rubio's for a pair of fish tacos, soda and chips extra... ...ever since you put me down...
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Post by tabby on Feb 28, 2005 19:19:16 GMT -5
... which she donated without the slightest sign of hesitation to the "Foundation For Frivolous Four-Letter Femmes Fatales", asking for the donation slip to be send directly to her CPA ...
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Post by MissTara on Feb 28, 2005 21:53:09 GMT -5
...Because of her graciousness of her donation to the "Foundation For Frivolous Four-Letter Femmes Fatales" she was nominated for........
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Post by brunneng on Mar 1, 2005 13:49:43 GMT -5
...Because of her graciousness of her donation to the "Foundation For Frivolous Four-Letter Femmes Fatales" she was nominated for........ ....skank of the year, again, and so..... ...get ready...
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Post by MissTara on Mar 1, 2005 18:36:54 GMT -5
.....she got a skank trophy with her personal phone numbers and e-mail addresses stamped to the front. After,.....
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Post by brunneng on Mar 2, 2005 10:44:29 GMT -5
.....she got a skank trophy with her personal phone numbers and e-mail addresses stamped to the front. After,..... that she left this story and was replaced by someone with class, Charlotte Church, who........... ...standing on shakey ground...
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Post by MissTara on Mar 2, 2005 10:53:30 GMT -5
was a very classy women who wrote various books and sang many songs that included........
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Post by brunneng on Mar 2, 2005 10:56:26 GMT -5
was a very classy women who wrote various books and sang many songs that included........ ....Tonight, Habanera, Bali Ha'i, The Flower Duet, and............... ...how can anybody ask for much more...
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Post by MissTara on Mar 2, 2005 10:57:17 GMT -5
.....whatever else she sang. Anyway, while she was away at one of her book fair's she........
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Post by brunneng on Mar 2, 2005 11:05:40 GMT -5
.....whatever else she sang. Anyway, while she was away at one of her book fair's she........ .........decided to use an alias while she traveled, "Miss Tara", since nobody else was using that name right now and she.................. ...never, never let her go...
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