Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:22:31 GMT -5
LADIES - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while
it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it
will absorb the excess salt f or an instant "fix-me-up"
REAL WOMEN - If you over-salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me,
The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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LADIES - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will
go away.
REAL WOMEN - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who
cares?
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LADIES - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom
of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
REAL WOMEN - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom
of the cone, for Pete 's sake. You are probably lying
with your rear on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
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LADIES - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple
in the bag with the potatoes.
REAL WOMEN - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't
have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and
legs.
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LADIES - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won't be any white mess on the inside of the
cake.
REAL WOMEN - Go to the bakery - they'll! even decorate
the damn thing for you.
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LADIES - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
REAL WOMEN - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do
not include brushing egg whites over anything, so I
don't do it.
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LADIES - If you have a problem opening jars, try using
latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip
that makes opening jars easy.
REAL WOMEN - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do
it.
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And finally the most important tip....
LADIES - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
sauces.
REAL WOMEN - Leftover wine??
And on one last note
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ...
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that was fun!"
