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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 14:51:16 GMT -5
Hey everyone, Weaky here witha few V-Day jokes
Valentine Jokes
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Post by MissTara on Feb 9, 2005 15:16:13 GMT -5
I stole this from JEFF fOXWORTHY...
There isn't much difference between married men and gay men...
If you sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and 7 pillows, you're either gay or married.
If you're shopping during a football game, your either married, or gay.
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, your either married or gay.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:19:40 GMT -5
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:20:27 GMT -5
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:21:17 GMT -5
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
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Post by keres on Feb 9, 2005 15:22:53 GMT -5
And these marriage jokes here are posted my women ....  |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:23:28 GMT -5
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 9, 2005 15:25:15 GMT -5
I stole this from JEFF fOXWORTHY... There isn't much difference between married men and gay men... If you sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and 7 pillows, you're either gay or married. If you're shopping during a football game, your either married, or gay. If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, your either married or gay. :laughing :laughing :laughing |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 9, 2005 17:41:23 GMT -5
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Never happened to me...though I came close with those three Japanese women that time! Different thread... :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing   ...all I need... |
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Post by DorrianeLove on Feb 10, 2005 14:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by MissTara on Feb 10, 2005 14:42:33 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Feb 11, 2005 17:39:13 GMT -5
Memories light the corners of my mind misty watercolored memories of the way we were! :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock ...get ready... |
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Post by Jonesesgirl on Feb 11, 2005 23:14:36 GMT -5
....SCATTERED PICTURES OF THE SMILES WE LEFT BEHIND...
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Post by brunneng on Feb 12, 2005 11:23:55 GMT -5
....SCATTERED PICTURES OF THE SMILES WE LEFT BEHIND... Another Barbra fan! :wtg ...better than anyone... |
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