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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:16:24 GMT -5
Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:17:51 GMT -5
Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:19:14 GMT -5
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:22:27 GMT -5
Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:28:04 GMT -5
Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:52:12 GMT -5
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:56:36 GMT -5
Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:00:54 GMT -5
Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:03:32 GMT -5
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:05:17 GMT -5
Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:06:39 GMT -5
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:09:23 GMT -5
Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 16:10:53 GMT -5
Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles.
and that's all for today
Weaky
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Post by brunneng on Feb 9, 2005 11:55:31 GMT -5
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Post by Dnice on Feb 9, 2005 13:38:37 GMT -5
Ya mama so dumb she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare.
Ya mama so dumb she thought St. Ides was a church!
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