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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:22:43 GMT -5
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:23:08 GMT -5
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:24:40 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:25:42 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, she applies lip stick with a paint roller.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:28:13 GMT -5
Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:30:53 GMT -5
Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:32:53 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:35:16 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:50:05 GMT -5
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 14:57:53 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:01:23 GMT -5
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:02:07 GMT -5
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:02:29 GMT -5
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:05:41 GMT -5
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 8, 2005 15:11:08 GMT -5
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
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