Post by kalisa2 on Sept 17, 2003 15:45:19 GMT -5
Seminars for Women
1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag.
2. You Too can Change the Oil.
3. PMS – Learning how to sleep over at your Mother’s
4. How to Fill a Beer Mug.
5. We do not want shirts for Xmas – Put on Sleazy Underthings.
6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkeness.
7. How to do all your laundry in one load and have more time to watch football.
8. Parenting – Your husband gave you children so you could have somone other than him to Boss Around.
9. How Not To Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right.
10. Get a Life – Learn to kill spiders yourself.
11. You, the Whining Sex.
12. How to stay awake during sex.
13. Why it is unacceptible to talk about placentas at the breakfast table.
14. Shopping – how to do it in less than 16 hours.
15. Sex 101 You CAN use a bed for more than just sleep.
Sex 102 It’s Ok to do it outside of the Bedroom
16. If you want to know how it looks on you, ask your mother.
17. How to Close the Garage Door.
18. If you don’t want an excuse, don’t ask for an explanation.
19. “Payday” and “Shopping” are not synonyms.
20. Romanticism – the Whole Point of Caviar, Candles and Conversation.
21. Putting on something sexy – Why it won’t ruin your brain.
22. Honest, My Eyes are closed because of the passion I feel for you.
23. How to act younger than your mother.
24. Apologizing for farting when You’re on the Toilet is NOT necessary.
25. You Too can Carry a Backpack.
1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag.
2. You Too can Change the Oil.
3. PMS – Learning how to sleep over at your Mother’s
4. How to Fill a Beer Mug.
5. We do not want shirts for Xmas – Put on Sleazy Underthings.
6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkeness.
7. How to do all your laundry in one load and have more time to watch football.
8. Parenting – Your husband gave you children so you could have somone other than him to Boss Around.
9. How Not To Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right.
10. Get a Life – Learn to kill spiders yourself.
11. You, the Whining Sex.
12. How to stay awake during sex.
13. Why it is unacceptible to talk about placentas at the breakfast table.
14. Shopping – how to do it in less than 16 hours.
15. Sex 101 You CAN use a bed for more than just sleep.
Sex 102 It’s Ok to do it outside of the Bedroom
16. If you want to know how it looks on you, ask your mother.
17. How to Close the Garage Door.
18. If you don’t want an excuse, don’t ask for an explanation.
19. “Payday” and “Shopping” are not synonyms.
20. Romanticism – the Whole Point of Caviar, Candles and Conversation.
21. Putting on something sexy – Why it won’t ruin your brain.
22. Honest, My Eyes are closed because of the passion I feel for you.
23. How to act younger than your mother.
24. Apologizing for farting when You’re on the Toilet is NOT necessary.
25. You Too can Carry a Backpack.
