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Jun 30, 2003 5:28:47 GMT -5
Post by Elvis84 on Jun 30, 2003 5:28:47 GMT -5
I'd like to be in America because: Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. This is only one example. I think i'd get rich there in no time!  And live in shame afterwards. ;D |
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USA
Jun 30, 2003 11:06:19 GMT -5
Post by Ivory Fair on Jun 30, 2003 11:06:19 GMT -5
LOL! Funny! And of course the BEST reason to live in America is coming up! The day of free fireworks and hot dogs with lots of chili and coleslaw and star spangled flip flops and everyone walking around looking like Old Navy models!!!! It's the day we celebrate our independance from Livesey and Lloydie!!! (ha ha, kidding) Ivory remarks to herself about how much she's starting to sound like Sukka.  |
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Jun 30, 2003 12:45:12 GMT -5
Post by Elvis84 on Jun 30, 2003 12:45:12 GMT -5
"...day of free fireworks and hot dogs..." Ivory, is this just a joke or it means that i won't have to pay for a hot-dog on that day?!!  |
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Jun 30, 2003 12:50:09 GMT -5
Post by Ivory Fair on Jun 30, 2003 12:50:09 GMT -5
No, the FIREWORKS are free ........... the hot dog will usually run you about $9. ;D
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Jun 30, 2003 23:13:28 GMT -5
Post by earthangel on Jun 30, 2003 23:13:28 GMT -5
LOL---oh yeah smart guy, go back in the back, get you some coffee, of course the motor home can automatically detect where it's going and sense what cars are around it...oh no, it won't steer off the road, why would it do that?  What kind of jury do we have over here??? What is going on? |
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USA
Jul 1, 2003 4:01:07 GMT -5
Post by sukkafu on Jul 1, 2003 4:01:07 GMT -5
U.S.A=Unscrupulous Suing Attorneys!  in california it's different- the fireworks are free, the hot dogs are $0.59/dozen- the gas to drive over to the park is $73.00!! the poor guy got confused - he thought if he left the wheel he would WIN A BAGEL! ;D america - the land of the free-loaders and the home of the bravo channel- elvistonia! you wouldn't like america- it's too slow for you! ivory- don't worry-sometimes i even make a little sense! |
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Jul 1, 2003 8:24:30 GMT -5
Post by Lynnie on Jul 1, 2003 8:24:30 GMT -5
No, the FIREWORKS are free ........... the hot dog will usually run you about $9. ;D We're not allowed to fly fireworks in my part of MD...which sucks because a couple of miles down the road, you can. And I REFUSE to be caught up in the rush of tourists that will be in DC! Maybe I'll find a nice hill to sit on and watch from a distance. |
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Jul 1, 2003 11:30:30 GMT -5
Post by Elvis84 on Jul 1, 2003 11:30:30 GMT -5
U.S.A=Unscrupulous Suing Attorneys! in california it's different- the fireworks are free, the hot dogs are $0.59/dozen- the gas to drive over to the park is $73.00!! the poor guy got confused - he thought if he left the wheel he would WIN A BAGEL! ;D america - the land of the free-loaders and the home of the bravo channel- elvistonia! you wouldn't like america- it's too slow for you! ivory- don't worry-sometimes i even make a little sense! Sukkafu, im acctually calm and shy person. America is too fast for me... I guess...? |
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Jul 1, 2003 17:04:41 GMT -5
Post by sukkafu on Jul 1, 2003 17:04:41 GMT -5
i know elv-i was just kidding!  you are calm except when you hear cloud 9 or power! |
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Jul 1, 2003 22:59:18 GMT -5
Post by earthangel on Jul 1, 2003 22:59:18 GMT -5
We're not allowed to fly fireworks in my part of MD...which sucks because a couple of miles down the road, you can. And I REFUSE to be caught up in the rush of tourists that will be in DC! Maybe I'll find a nice hill to sit on and watch from a distance. It was like that when I lived in Virginia...I was mad at that...fireworks are fun! (for responsible people who know what they're doing) |
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Jul 2, 2003 6:03:08 GMT -5
Post by Lynnie on Jul 2, 2003 6:03:08 GMT -5
It was like that when I lived in Virginia...I was mad at that...fireworks are fun! (for responsible people who know what they're doing) I need to investigate as to why this is. MD is nothing but open space in some places, so I don't see what the problem is. I still plan to have fun though. Get my grub on!!! |
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