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Post by selfishreasons on May 6, 2003 23:26:16 GMT -5
Yes, you should be able to drink on the job, Ivory. Maybe you should do what my HS art teacher used to do. He had the whiskey right in his water bottle. I remember when we pulled a prank on him and switched the contents of his water bottle with water.
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Post by Ivory Fair on May 7, 2003 0:32:02 GMT -5
That's the favorite joke of a friend of mine at parties. He fills an empty beer bottle with water and puts it back into the ice chest. The funny part is the frequency of people who drink out of the bottle and don't even seem to notice it's just water.  |
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Post by selfishreasons on May 7, 2003 11:23:44 GMT -5
Now, that is funny. The first thing I notice is that alcohol is water or something. If I'm supposed to be drinking that hooch, I don't want no water. I don't know how people do it. I get flustered when the drink isn't as strong as I wanted it to be. the bar tenders don't like complaints.
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Post by DramaLJDiva on May 7, 2003 13:52:00 GMT -5
Learn to drink water, juice, and soft drinks, in that order, on regular days, and save the alcohol for special occasions. That will solve your problem.
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Post by selfishreasons on May 7, 2003 14:16:17 GMT -5
water? juice? soft drinks? what are they. lol  |
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Post by sukkafu on May 7, 2003 14:48:52 GMT -5
things that don't ruin your liver and kidneys and life!  |
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Post by selfishreasons on May 7, 2003 16:34:31 GMT -5
sorry, sukka. the correct answer is
'what are things that don't ruin your liver and kidneys and life?" that will cost you $500 dollars.
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Post by sukkafu on May 8, 2003 0:13:57 GMT -5
''i lost on jeopardy''----weird al yankovic
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Post by selfishreasons on May 8, 2003 1:21:38 GMT -5
wierd al, huh? great quotation. Al also says that "It's All About the Pentiums, Baby." I wonder if that will ever be on jeopardy.
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Post by DramaLJDiva on May 8, 2003 14:10:05 GMT -5
Let's get serious now. You guys are trying to make me think that the ONLY thing you drink is alcohol? If that is the case, then.... :bonk:
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Post by selfishreasons on May 8, 2003 15:08:50 GMT -5
Drama, I am only a social drinker. Too, bad people are around me 24/7. Does it count as social drinking when you're on the telephone? lol
No, seriously, I only drink when I go out. Usually two or three sours and then I'm done. After all, I have to get home.
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Post by sukkafu on May 8, 2003 17:28:55 GMT -5
hype, be a heavy thinker and a light drinker. except i don't know of anybody drinking lights. i do know if you drink too much it's lights out! |
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Post by selfishreasons on May 8, 2003 17:32:41 GMT -5
lol. You are a funny man, sukka. but so honest.
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Post by Ivory Fair on May 12, 2003 19:01:26 GMT -5
The following is the exact result of just ONE shopper I saw in the grocery store today......... There should be rules against the following... 1. parking in a handycap spot if you aren't really handycapped. Being lazy is not a disability 2. excessive cell phone use: if being on the phone is so important that you're gonna stay on it for 30 mins. while you're in public, maybe you should just stay home. 3. wearing spandex without a tshirt to cover your posterior if you're larger than a size 30 4. doing all of the above in front of your children and thereby influencing them to the same  |
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Post by selfishreasons on May 12, 2003 19:04:09 GMT -5
Ivory, how is it that you are so wise? I don't know why these aren't against the law. I see stuff like that all the time and get so mad.
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