I Can't Look Away!!!!

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I know this show is full of catty, rude, and obnoxious girls who just want attention, but "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School" has become one of my guilty pleasures. It's like a car wreck that you can't look away from!!!!!! Mo' was absolutely HILARIOUS when she called Brooke (A.K.A Pumkin) a slutatious w****. LMAO!!!! ;D

Are there any other watchers out there besides myself? I really want Saaphyri to win the $50,000; she's the one who needs it the most out of all the girls. Plus, she's pretty funny.

[Tasha]

Oh I watch that show also! LOL Larissa was hilarious though! I love Shay though also cuz she's really funny too! But like you I want Saaphyri to win also because she definitely deserves and needs that money like crazy! I can't stand Becky's ignorant ass and Smiley is so weak for real and ugh she just irks me in a way that nobody else has! But anywho Saaphyri should win! But Larissa was my fave I can't wait until the reunion so I could see what happened with Shay and Larissa's "friendship" [/size]

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tashac06 said:

Oh I watch that show also! LOL Larissa was hilarious though! I love Shay though also cuz she's really funny too! But like you I want Saaphyri to win also because she definitely deserves and needs that money like crazy! I can't stand Becky's ignorant ass and Smiley is so weak for real and ugh she just irks me in a way that nobody else has! But anywho Saaphyri should win! But Larissa was my fave I can't wait until the reunion so I could see what happened with Shay and Larissa's "friendship"

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Ooh, that reunion is going to be TOO GOOD! Brooke is just..... (insert vomit smiley here)

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stringslady22 said:

Ooh, that reunion is going to be TOO GOOD! Brooke is just..... (insert vomit smiley here)

Eww Brooke is disgusting![/size]

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You got that right!!! I thought it was so funny when they would make that bell-sounding noise whenever that blond, blinking Barbie with the bad weave Schatar would blink. ;D

[Tasha]

OMG that used to be so hilarious! But I think the one of the funniest things was when they had to push Darra over the fence or whatever and all of them are like "PUSH!!!" It was hilarious! [/size]

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I know, right! While Leilene and her team were being all happy, flower-power, peace, not war, Saaphyri and her team were trying to WIN. She was coming up with good strategies to keep her team safe from expulsion. Like Becky said, I think Thela needs to be in a padded cell.... with a straight jacket too!!!

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OMG, It's over!!!! After all the cat-fights and tears, Charm School came to a close! As the final episode went by, my nerves were shot. I had absolutely no idea who was going to win the competition and how they were going to determine the winner. I have nothing against Shay, but I had a feeling that she was not going to win the $50,000. The real twist for me was seeing her as a judge of the speeches that Saaphryi, Becky, and Leilene were going to make. In the end, Shay opened up her heart and made peace with Saaphyri and Becky. That shows that she has made MAJOR progress like Mo said.

The finale really tricked me at the beginning because they showed someone with dark brown hair in front of Mo'Nique with her saying "You are the winner of Charm School!" At first, I thought Becky was the winner, so I got disappointed. Then, I discovered that the girls were getting makeovers, and Saaphyri might be the one with the dark brown hair. (It warmed my heart to hear that if Becky won, she would give half the money to Saaphyri.) Both girls looked stunning and confident with their new gowns and hair.

Most of the suspense came when Mo'Nique asked Leilene to come down to her. Since Leilene was the one with the dark brown hair, I thought she was the winner.....until Mo told her otherwise. When Mo announced that Saaphyri was the winner, I applauded and was relieved!!!!!!!

Leilene and Saaphyri both needed the money badly, but Saaphyri made the most progress and needed the 50 grand more.
I know this sounds corny, but that episode really warmed my heart.

That reunion is gonna be....WHEW.....HEATED.... especially Larissa and Shay!!! *rubbing my palms together*

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I could type all night about the reunion special, but I won't. ;D All I can say is that Mo'Nique made a very good point. That's not the way black women act, and for someone as young as myself, it showed how young women in general are not supposed to act. I'm constantly criticized on not being "black enough" because I don't talk a certain way or listen to rap music; that reunion special has made me glad to know that the way I act is not "wrong", unlike what my peers think.

Anyway, did you see Shay's weave?! Shay is cool and everything, but that weave was just not workin' for her!!!!! Now I see why Larissa acts the way she does. Her mother is the exact same way, and I thought Mo told her off pretty good.

I can't wait to see "The World Series of Pop Culture". I loved last season, and Velvet Rope Revolution was my fav team. They were just TOO COOL!!!! For some reason, I can imagine Eddie on that team if he were still alive today. ;D

[Tasha]

OMG! I was so happy when Saaphyri won and she deserves another award for her speech and her reaction when she won! I gotta admit I freakin shed a few tears I was like LAWD this lady gon make me cry! When she was like THANK YOU JESUS! I was like be strong Tasha dont cry! LOL! But anywho it was really was shocking and unexpected when Shay came back as a judge! And when she was like Monique I can't do this! I was like you damn right you can't do it! It was HARD to choose! But anywho I take what I said about Becky back! She really changed and I actually like her now! She opened her heart for real and when she said that about Saaphyri I was like aww that's so sweet maybe she is cool! But anywho the reunion was crazy! Brooke need to sit down somewhere! She is so stupid and disgusting! Honey that was not flirting that was being a whore! Shay and Larissa really need to talk about this little petty situation! All this over a PICTURE! And when Larissa stepped up to Monique I was like OMG! Larissa's mom was defending her daughter like crazy! But Monique looked like a mother who's child disrespected her when she stepped up to Larissa! Cause that's how my mother looks at me when I say something completely out of line to her! That WAS out of love! I think there's gonna be another season cause they keep saying the first Charm School! I hope there's another season but I wonder who they would put in the second one if there was one! Was Thela even at the reunion? I don't remember seeing her there! And Schatar! UGH! She's so annoying with her fake ass! Lol! She just urks me! Ok I'm done now![/size]

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tashac06 said:

OMG! I was so happy when Saaphyri won and she deserves another award for her speech and her reaction when she won! I gotta admit I freakin shed a few tears I was like LAWD this lady gon make me cry! When she was like THANK YOU JESUS! I was like be strong Tasha dont cry! LOL! But anywho it was really was shocking and unexpected when Shay came back as a judge! And when she was like Monique I can't do this! I was like you damn right you can't do it! It was HARD to choose! But anywho I take what I said about Becky back! She really changed and I actually like her now! She opened her heart for real and when she said that about Saaphyri I was like aww that's so sweet maybe she is cool! But anywho the reunion was crazy! Brooke need to sit down somewhere! She is so stupid and disgusting! Honey that was not flirting that was being a whore! Shay and Larissa really need to talk about this little petty situation! All this over a PICTURE! And when Larissa stepped up to Monique I was like OMG! Larissa's mom was defending her daughter like crazy! But Monique looked like a mother who's child disrespected her when she stepped up to Larissa! Cause that's how my mother looks at me when I say something completely out of line to her! That WAS out of love! I think there's gonna be another season cause they keep saying the first Charm School! I hope there's another season but I wonder who they would put in the second one if there was one! Was Thela even at the reunion? I don't remember seeing her there! And Schatar! UGH! She's so annoying with her fake ass! Lol! She just urks me! Ok I'm done now!

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Hey, T! How ya been?

LOL@ your post. Yeah, Thela was there. She just didn't say anything; I think she was mad because she got kicked off first! I think the second season should include Somethin'. ________ (Fill in the blank any way you like ;D) on the floor is not charmin' suga..... it's not! As far as Brooke goes.... mmm, mmm, mmm! That child need more than Charm School. If she calls that flirty, I wonder what it is that she calls slutacious!

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Heather (A.K.A Krazy) was not there.

And I'm gonna make sure I get some of Saaphyri's lip-chap when it comes out!!!!! ;D

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Memorable Quotes From the Show:

Saaphyri (She was my fav!

1. "What the hell is wrong with you, nipple gurl?!"
2. "What ocean did you get them seashells hanging from them tiny a** braids in the back of yo head?!!"
3. "Brooke is an embarrasment to herself, to Charm School, to her mama, to her grandmama, to all the mamas of the world, because she looks like a (bleep)!"
4. "What the hell?! I feel bamboozled! It's a bunch of ugly lookin' fools up in here!"
5. "Whoa, you mad, huh?" (My new catchphrase ;D)
6. "I could make you a lace front for that, though!"
7. "Hell yeah! B****, don't you get eliminated!"
8. "Brooke lookin' like Pamela Anderson on crack!"
9. "And I'm sick of her big man face.......man face!"
10. "If you don't have to answer the question, deflect it. If you do have to answer the question, lie about it."
11. "I'm from 54th and Crenshaw!!!!"
12. "This b**** is crazy!"

Becky

1. "If it look like a (bleep), it smell like a (bleep), it taste like a (bleep), it's probably a (bleep)."
2. "He looks like a serial killer from a movie."
3. "If I were to win, half of my money would go to Saaphyri."

Larissa

1. "New York knows that anywhere I see you, I will (bleep) you up."
2. "Not me and Shay's black a**!"
3. "And if you do somethin', I will knock you out!!!!"
4. "Oh, that dirty Shay!"
5. "Hello, it was me! Don't you understand that?!"
6. "D*** crack w****!!!"

Brooke

1. "I don't know many pricipals that talk (bleep) to their students. So maybe she (Mo) needs a different (bleep) job!"
2. "This would be so much more fun if we were naked!"
3. "I am not the (bleep) w**** of Charm School! I just like my (bleep)!"
4. "And no, I'm gonna (bleep) spit, America!"
5. "You're a w****! Peace!"
6. "The test wasn't to not beat her a**."

Mo'Nique

1. "Brooke was being slutacious. She was, you know the w**** of Charm School..... a slutacious w****! (Laughs) And when people say 'Mo'Nique, how can you laugh at that?' Because, d*** it, it's funny!"
2. "Ladies, we will be replacing Larissa with New York. Y'all sleep well!"
3. "What am I gonna do with a d*** apple?"
4. "I'm gonna need a cocktail."
5. "Well, I'm glad she didn't spit!!!!"
6. "You had to come as the w**** of Charm School."
7. "The behavior you were exhibiting was w**** like. The w**** jumped out.... and then it jumped back in!"

Leilene

1. "I'm a d*** good mother!!!!!!!"
2. "Dude. Sweet!"
3. "I had an amazing conversation with this person....I played Rock, Paper, Scissors with this person. That's deep, OK!"

Shay

1. "She evil, and she a snake. She think she playin' everybody. Schatar is an evil (bleep).... with a bad weave."
2. "Mmm-hmm. That's nasty."
3. "Brooke is a nasty little w****. That's what she is."
4. "You a back-stabbin' b****, and that (bleep) is out of order!"
5. "Larissa....what the hell is she talkin' about?!"
6. "You selfish w*****."

Mikki

1. "Know what's true. Own that!"

Keith

1. "You're clearly a certified psychopath."
2. "You can put as much lipstick on a pig as you want, but it's not gonna make her a lady."

Darra

1. "Yeah, rock that (bleep), rock that (bleep)! Do yo (bleep), do yo (bleep)!!!!!!!"

Jennifer

1. "Darra's back looked like a bunch of sausages stuffed in a bag."

Courtney

1. "Who knows what kind of (bleep) was in the knooks and cranies of her (bleep).

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Hey, Tasha. You can check out what Thela thought of the show and Mo'Nique on Vspot @ vh1.com. She went OFF on Mo!!!!

Girlfriend got P-R-O-B-L-E-M-S!!!!!! She needs therapy!

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This show was every bit the trainwreck VH-1 knew it would be. I couldn't turn away any more than you could...LOL! The most fun part of it was watching Becky. She is in serious "identity crisis". Ah, artificiality...

I barely remembered Thela. She got cut so fast. Oh well. Her fifteen minutes are over.