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Post by VallyVal on Sept 30, 2004 13:50:05 GMT -5
Lucky for her, her G-spot was just fine!! ![]()  ...I wish it would rain... LMAO. ...Well, perhaps after a little fiddling, yeah.  |
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Post by brunneng on Sept 30, 2004 13:56:20 GMT -5
LMAO. ...Well, perhaps after a little fiddling, yeah. Everyone loves violin music!!  ...I've got the month of May... |
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Post by brunneng on Oct 1, 2004 11:19:47 GMT -5
He is at it again! That loveable Austrian Oak is finally working on a movie! The old Govinator has been quietly shooting a movie about one of the greatest composers of all time. Join Arnold in 2005 for the classical music biography: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "I'LL BE BACH!!"  ...you're my everything... |
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Post by brunneng on Oct 10, 2004 14:07:01 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Oct 20, 2004 14:38:07 GMT -5
The doctor loved to play the harmonica. He had a way of pulling it out while talking...it always made the patients smile. He left Mr. Wesley alone for a minute while he was checking on another case. Seeing Mrs. Boston weeping softly, he pulled out his trusty...tongue depressor. That's funny, the doctor thought, I was just checking Mr. Wesley for 'roids. Now where did I leave my harmonica, he wondered. Any guesses?? ;D ...don't look back... |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 11, 2004 11:46:32 GMT -5
The producer was taking a well earned vacation. While hiking in the forest he came upon a one foot tall elf playing the most beautiful music this side of heaven on a tiny piano! After talking, the elf agreed to go back to the city so he and the producer could make a fortune together. The producer took the elf to a party in a tiny suitcase and started to make the rounds. Every woman he talked to gave him her phone number. Every man he talked to just smiled and gave him a thumbs up! After awhile a newcomer to the party showed up. She was the prettiest woman there. She asked a blonde how the party was going. The blonde giggled and said, "You should talk to that guy," and she pointed to the producer. She continued, "He's been the most popular guy here tonight!" The pretty newcomer looked at the producer and said. "He doesn't look so special to me." The blonde leaned in close and said, "Think again sweetie...I heard he has a 12" pianist!" ...you know you could have been a candle... |
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Nov 12, 2004 8:44:58 GMT -5
The producer was taking a well earned vacation. While hiking in the forest he came upon a one foot tall elf playing the most beautiful music this side of heaven on a tiny piano! After talking, the elf agreed to go back to the city so he and the producer could make a fortune together. The producer took the elf to a party in a tiny suitcase and started to make the rounds. Every woman he talked to gave him her phone number. Every man he talked to just smiled and gave him a thumbs up! After awhile a newcomer to the party showed up. She was the prettiest woman there. She asked a blonde how the party was going. The blonde giggled and said, "You should talk to that guy," and she pointed to the producer. She continued, "He's been the most popular guy here tonight!" The pretty newcomer looked at the producer and said. "He doesn't look so special to me." The blonde leaned in close and said, "Think again sweetie...I heard he has a 12" pianist!" ...you know you could have been a candle... ;D |
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 8:49:39 GMT -5
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Post by Dbaby on Nov 12, 2004 13:03:48 GMT -5
Why is a violia better than a violin?
A violia burns longer...
How do you get two piccolos to be in tune?
Shoot one...
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Post by brunneng on Nov 12, 2004 13:40:03 GMT -5
Why is a violia better than a violin? A violia burns longer... How do you get two piccolos to be in tune? Shoot one... I like people with a sense of humor! ;D ...I've got soooo much honey... |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 4, 2005 11:58:50 GMT -5
Mozart talking about Salieri:
The only movement he can do correctly is a bowel movement! :wtg
:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing
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Post by Weak4Weeks on Feb 7, 2005 9:48:39 GMT -5
And why are MEN pianos? Because they're so easy to PLAY! good one ivory…..:laughing :laughing :laughing |
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Post by brunneng on Feb 9, 2005 11:43:44 GMT -5
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Post by brunneng on Mar 5, 2005 11:18:31 GMT -5
What is Britney Spears' greatest musical feat? Turning on her stereo to listen to Charlotte Church! :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock :yourrock ...everybody's having tons of fun, who's gonna take the blame... |
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